Wednesday, February 21, 2007

A plague upon us!

Be warned - a sickness hath made it's dwelling among us. For how long, we know not, but we beseech thee, plead with the Creator Almighty to have mercy on us so that this curse may flee!! I beg thee, stay away, for the stench is truly toxic and none should endure a smell lest ye truly thinketh such torture is bearable. I tell you, NO! It is not. Our comfort is found in this - our attacker is swift and sure. Within four and twenty hours it dost make haste, but it hath a stubborn way and will not relent until all members of this post are its victims. Lord & Lady Sergott hath endured the battle as has master Elijah; maid Grace is now its latest victim and young maiden Magdalene lays innocently by.

May we know the sweet joy of health & happiness by and by...

9 comments:

Unknown said...

Healing upon your fair home and upon its occupants. If ye need anything send the heralds our way and we will be swift to respond to your plea.

teresa aportela sergott said...

I thank thee dear maiden for thy words of care and sincerity.

Anonymous said...

This plage that you speak of has taken more then just one household down. While I was on my daily hunting and gathering yesterday it attacked me as well. We will pray that this plage will soon be gone from our good kingdom.

Lora Maria said...

I'm sorry to hear that you are still sick. Certainly not so sick that you can't be the funiest woman on earth. I am rolling with laughter just three houses up. Can't smell ya from here! =)

Anonymous said...

I can't do the fair maiden talk...but my best to you all...we have been hit as well. It left Paul and Warren alone as...they had flu shots and Sawyer and I did not.

It's almost over!! I know, the stench is horrible!

Love ya all!

amyloveslattes said...

teresa...sorry to hear of the illness drama. that sucks. can you have bill send me a good map of how to get to the worship location for friday night? like a map he could design himself...better than mapquest-confusion? thx!!! amy

amyloveslattes said...

by the way, i set up a blogspot account, too. vineyardpastora.blogspot.com/

love, me

Larky Park said...

In modern english the plague is called Barfapoopa. Just in case anyone was confused.

teresa aportela sergott said...

Does that come from the original latin, pukeus maximus e fecal awholehellofalotofus?